Friday, February 20, 2009

L E M O N J U I C E

 

L E M O N J U I C E 
 
 
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the  strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000  bet. The bartender would squeeze a  lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand  the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one  more drop of juice out would win the money. Many  people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body  builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could  do it. 

 

 One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing  thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny,  squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the  laughter had died down, the bartender said OK,  grabbed a  lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the 
wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. 

 

But the ! crowd's laughter turned to total silence  as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and  5-6 drops fell into the glass.

As the  crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and  asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? 

Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" 
"No," replied the man. 
"I work as a project manager in a software company !! "

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