Mental Asylum : difference between an objective and actions

 

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “What is the criteria that define a patient to be institutionalized?”

“Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the drain plug."

He flunked..... .....

There is a difference between an objective and actions! Unless you understand your objective, you will be wasting your time in your actions.

Always know your objective first

 

 

Softwarism : Funny

 

 

..... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada . You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad . Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa. .." and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew . . Gandhism You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk. Indiraism You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. Lalooism You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. Rajnikantism You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. Sardarism You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk. Softwarism: (Ultimate.... .) Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them. 1 .. First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off) 2 .. Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan) 3 .. Then prepare how to milk them (Design) 4 .. Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework) 5 .. Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC) 6 .. If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2 7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework) 8 .. Redo step 4 9 .. At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over) 10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing) 11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there. 12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls 13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing) 14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test) 15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk 16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue) 17. Again you slog and send it with good performance. 18. Client is happy??? By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!   __

 

India Got Cheapest Laptop.

So here is the news that India, yes our India is going to have the cheapest laptop. Yes cheaper then the bicycle. The price of this laptop will be US$10. Higher Education Secretary R.P. Agrawal has made these announcement in Tirupati. He also said that it be available in six months. And this is part of inidan government policy to push the higher education.
I am really feeling sooooooo sad about the fact that i came out of college so early, at least before the launch of this laptop. …………. i could have watched lot more movies, and could have had lot more fun… any way, i am dead sure that all of my juniors and their juniors and entire fourth coming generation is going to have lots and lots of fun.

Interesting thing you can do with laptop(strictly for fourth coming student generations)

Any way i think, i should teach something to fourth coming student generation with this cheapest laptop so that they can have all sort of fun which i couldn’t, so here are some interesting thing you can do with this lil compu:

1. Download all sort of movie from all over the world, in your boring History/Physics/Math classes
2. Download wallpaper of your favorite actress/actor(depends upon your interest), from lot of sites free of cost, and keep them in your lappy near your heart in short break during classes
3. Connect with the people(using orkut of myspace etc..) from around the world seating outside the classes(if u dont have mood to study inside the class, you can learn the culture of world outside the class )
4. Connection with more people means better chance of finding boy/girl(depends on your interest) friend across the world.
5. From above we can derive that before you have scope of having boy/girl friend in your village or locality, but my friends now no discrimination based on country, region or religion, you have all the power. Rule the world
6. If you already have one (GF/BF), then wait for nothing, gift her/him this laptop, and have chat in all of your classes, while seating on backbench, now no need to fear his sister or mother OR her brother or father. No need to take pain of writing love letter and searching some postmen to post the letter, your lil laptop is nothing but angel for you in this situation.
7. Search google for all interesting stuff which you never could.
8. Take all above suggesstions on your own risk (after all you have grown up, you are owner of you laptop, learn to take responsiblity). Why should i suffer for all your enjoyment.

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Heights of Optimism...

Heights of Optimism...

Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction!



What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!



Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



Bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?




Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."





Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock.

The CLR has been unable to transition from COM context ....for 60 seconds. The thread that owns the destination context/apartment is most likely either doing a non pumping wait or processing a very long running operation without pumping Windows messages.

Error Message:

“The CLR has been unable to transition from COM context 0x1979d8 to COM context 0x197868 for 60 seconds. The thread that owns the destination context/apartment is most likely either doing a non pumping wait or processing a very long running operation without pumping Windows messages. This situation generally has a negative performance impact and may even lead to the application becoming non responsive or memory usage accumulating continually over time. To avoid this problem, all single threaded apartment (STA) threads should use pumping wait primitives (such as CoWaitForMultipleHandles) and routinely pump messages during long running operations.”

You get this nasty error message and your life is sucked. This happens when you are debugging your application and using breakpoints.

 

Fix For The Problem:

Go to menu Debug->Exception-> a form appears. Then in Managed Debug Assistants section, just uncheck the ContextSwitchDeadlock.

 

Note:

If you are not able to see Exception MenuItem in debug menu, then add it from Tools->Customize->Commands.

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God Bless Palestinian Palestine

God have mercy on Palestinian and Palestinian Palestine. Come through this poem while surfing.

What violence is (2)

i stop at the red street light
you open the kerbside door
you slide into my dusty car
it is an ordinary car
but
it is my car
i love my car
it fits my shoulders
the driver's seat is good
for my lower back
i don't know you
who are you?
What do you want?
the street light turns green
you shout, "GOD!"
right up close to my face, "GOD!"
you refuse to get out of my car
that is an Act of Violence

you walk into my house
wave God and a flag in my face
take over my front room and the kitchen
(what the hell?!)
yes, the air conditioning is eccentric
and the doors creak
but i love my house
you move your family in
your wife, her mother, your brother,
your second cousin, twice divorced,
her two kids
you bar mine from the door
you refuse to leave
you spread to the spare room
start re-decorating
all of that is an Act of Violence

you bulldoze your way into my garden
you build a house there in my garden
you wave the promise God made you
you ignore the promise God made me
(how God must be laughing up there in the sky)
you bring more of your relatives
their families with their beautiful
but in the wrong place
children
to live in that house (a war zone)
that is an Act of Violence

what would you expect me to do?
what in any one's name
would you expect me to do?
what would you do if it happened to you?

You build your cities on Palestinian land
That is an Act of Violence
The world watches
and does nothing to stop you
is that not also an Act of Violence?

To stop the war religion gives
To stop the war that greed lives
To stop the testosterone initiative
To stop the killing of innocent kids
First, stop the denial of what violence is

by Labi Siffre

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