O God tell my mom not to waste water !!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Nice Story: Current situation in IT industries
Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling party XYZ said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then ruling party XYZ said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then ruling party XYZ said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then ruling party XYZ said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.
Then ruling party XYZ said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then ruling party XYZ said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they lay off the night watchman.
Moral of the story: "Current situation in IT industries"
Friday, February 20, 2009
L E M O N J U I C E
L E M O N J U I C E
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the
wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the ! crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
"No," replied the man.
"I work as a project manager in a software company !! "
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
A heart touching story of a child who lost his mother and sister...
Dedicated to all Mom’s and their children!!
I got this story through forward mail, Spend some time to read this! Really touching!
I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn’t have been more than 5
or 6 years old. The Cashier said, ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ”Aunty, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”
I counted his cash and replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy the dolll, my dear.”
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
‘It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much. Iwanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so
that she can give it to my sister when she goes there. His eyes were so sad while saying this. ‘My Sister has gone to be with God.
Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.
” My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: ‘I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Missing Old College Life
Here I am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly pay checks
but then why it gives less happiness.
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger...?
Here I am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away..
How a limited prepaid card changed to post-paid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages
Here i am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life
How it changed...
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment.
How an old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on.
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night
-A Software Engineer
FW: Magical frog : A cool story, full with fun...
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Mental Asylum : difference between an objective and actions
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “What is the criteria that define a patient to be institutionalized?”
“Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."
No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the drain plug."
He flunked..... .....
There is a difference between an objective and actions! Unless you understand your objective, you will be wasting your time in your actions.
Always know your objective first
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
India Got Cheapest Laptop.
So here is the news that
I am really feeling sooooooo sad about the fact that i came out of college so early, at least before the launch of this laptop. …………. i could have watched lot more movies, and could have had lot more fun… any way, i am dead sure that all of my juniors and their juniors and entire fourth coming generation is going to have lots and lots of fun.
Interesting thing you can do with laptop(strictly for fourth coming student generations)
Any way i think, i should teach something to fourth coming student generation with this cheapest laptop so that they can have all sort of fun which i couldn’t, so here are some interesting thing you can do with this lil compu:
- Download all sort of movie from all over the world, in your boring History/Physics/Math classes
- Download wallpaper of your favorite actress/actor(depends upon your interest), from lot of sites free of cost, and keep them in your lappy near your heart in short break during classes
- Connect with the people(using orkut of myspace etc..) from around the world seating outside the classes(if u dont have mood to study inside the class, you can learn the culture of world outside the class )
- Connection with more people means better chance of finding boy/girl(depends on your interest) friend across the world.
- From above we can derive that before you have scope of having boy/girl friend in your village or locality, but my friends now no discrimination based on country, region or religion, you have all the power. Rule the world
- If you already have one (GF/BF), then wait for nothing, gift her/him this laptop, and have chat in all of your classes, while seating on backbench, now no need to fear his sister or mother OR her brother or father. No need to take pain of writing love letter and searching some postmen to post the letter, your lil laptop is nothing but angel for you in this situation.
- Search google for all interesting stuff which you never could.
- Take all above suggesstions on your own risk (after all you have grown up, you are owner of you laptop, learn to take responsiblity). Why should i suffer for all your enjoyment.
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Heights of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction!
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
The CLR has been unable to transition from COM context ....for 60 seconds. The thread that owns the destination context/apartment is most likely either doing a non pumping wait or processing a very long running operation without pumping Windows messages.
Error Message:
“The CLR has been unable to transition from COM context 0x1979d8 to COM context 0x197868 for 60 seconds. The thread that owns the destination context/apartment is most likely either doing a non pumping wait or processing a very long running operation without pumping Windows messages. This situation generally has a negative performance impact and may even lead to the application becoming non responsive or memory usage accumulating continually over time. To avoid this problem, all single threaded apartment (STA) threads should use pumping wait primitives (such as CoWaitForMultipleHandles) and routinely pump messages during long running operations.”
You get this nasty error message and your life is sucked. This happens when you are debugging your application and using breakpoints.
Fix For The Problem:
Go to menu Debug->Exception-> a form appears. Then in Managed Debug Assistants section, just uncheck the ContextSwitchDeadlock.
Note:
If you are not able to see Exception MenuItem in debug menu, then add it from Tools->Customize->Commands.
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Saturday, January 31, 2009
God Bless Palestinian Palestine
What violence is (2)
i stop at the red street light
you open the kerbside door
you slide into my dusty car
it is an ordinary car
but
it is my car
i love my car
it fits my shoulders
the driver's seat is good
for my lower back
i don't know you
who are you?
What do you want?
the street light turns green
you shout, "GOD!"
right up close to my face, "GOD!"
you refuse to get out of my car
that is an Act of Violence
you walk into my house
wave God and a flag in my face
take over my front room and the kitchen
(what the hell?!)
yes, the air conditioning is eccentric
and the doors creak
but i love my house
you move your family in
your wife, her mother, your brother,
your second cousin, twice divorced,
her two kids
you bar mine from the door
you refuse to leave
you spread to the spare room
start re-decorating
all of that is an Act of Violence
you bulldoze your way into my garden
you build a house there in my garden
you wave the promise God made you
you ignore the promise God made me
(how God must be laughing up there in the sky)
you bring more of your relatives
their families with their beautiful
but in the wrong place
children
to live in that house (a war zone)
that is an Act of Violence
what would you expect me to do?
what in any one's name
would you expect me to do?
what would you do if it happened to you?
You build your cities on Palestinian land
That is an Act of Violence
The world watches
and does nothing to stop you
is that not also an Act of Violence?
To stop the war religion gives
To stop the war that greed lives
To stop the testosterone initiative
To stop the killing of innocent kids
First, stop the denial of what violence is
by Labi Siffre
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