Ohh God...

O God tell my mom not to waste water !!!

Management Lesson !!!

 

Nice Story: Current situation in IT industries

 

 

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

 

Ruling party XYZ said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then ruling party XYZ said,  "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

 

Then ruling party XYZ said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

 

Then ruling party XYZ said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

 

Then ruling party XYZ said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

 

Then ruling party XYZ said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they lay off the night watchman.

 

 

Moral of the story: "Current situation in IT industries"

 

 

 

L E M O N J U I C E

 

L E M O N J U I C E 
 
 
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the  strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000  bet. The bartender would squeeze a  lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand  the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one  more drop of juice out would win the money. Many  people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body  builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could  do it. 

 

 One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing  thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny,  squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the  laughter had died down, the bartender said OK,  grabbed a  lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the 
wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. 

 

But the ! crowd's laughter turned to total silence  as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and  5-6 drops fell into the glass.

As the  crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and  asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? 

Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" 
"No," replied the man. 
"I work as a project manager in a software company !! "

A heart touching story of a child who lost his mother and sister...

Dedicated to all Mom’s and their children!!

 

I got this story through forward mail, Spend some time to read this! Really touching!

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn’t have been more than 5

or 6 years old. The Cashier said, ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ”Aunty, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”

I counted his cash and replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy the dolll, my dear.”

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

‘It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much. Iwanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so

that she can give it to my sister when she goes there. His eyes were so sad while saying this. ‘My Sister has gone to be with God.

Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too,  so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.

” My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: ‘I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until

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Missing Old College Life

Here I am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life...
 
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly pay checks
but then why it gives less happiness.
 
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them
 
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger...?
 
Here I am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life
 
How it changed.
 
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on
 
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away..
 
How a limited prepaid card changed to post-paid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages
 
Here i am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life
How it changed...
 
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment.
 
How an old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on.
 
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz..
 
Here i am sitting in my office @ night

 

-A Software Engineer

 

FW: Magical frog : A cool story, full with fun...

 

 

Magical frog     A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.  She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."  The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed  to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"  The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.  The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make Your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. "  The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, -she's the most  beautiful woman in the world!  For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.  The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,  "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."  So, -she's the richest woman in the world!  The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."  Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.  Attention female readers: This is the end of the story for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.  Male readers: Please scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!  Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really  smart.  Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show  PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!