tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41934996469531990472024-03-06T01:15:56.571-08:00freedom of skyfalaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-14389120524375016292009-02-24T02:17:00.001-08:002009-02-24T02:17:15.959-08:00Ohh God...<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0rpQjj4rljCr5kclDbJxgEZDqx8moA7il7-MJkSVrPTvM86Kr2ZglTqmJVJNdD_KYQEWHAqKtvhPaF430GBVFfMJI2cVJrZUiYuzp-hGlpScwBnzQUNcto2eCpZpg7RjCbgFo4Fe3anU/s1600-h/child+praying-735963.bmp"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0rpQjj4rljCr5kclDbJxgEZDqx8moA7il7-MJkSVrPTvM86Kr2ZglTqmJVJNdD_KYQEWHAqKtvhPaF430GBVFfMJI2cVJrZUiYuzp-hGlpScwBnzQUNcto2eCpZpg7RjCbgFo4Fe3anU/s320/child+praying-735963.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306305980958290530" /></a></p><div class=Section1> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=maroon face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana'>O God tell my mom not to waste water !!!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-18221213292680449142009-02-24T02:12:00.000-08:002009-02-24T02:13:08.782-08:00Management Lesson !!!<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx-ntjq26ACToLUo9Y49NX9Mzeq2RhI39iXxiFRNnwpp4RY5eYNL8q32dR1kKy8KENP5o7yHZAQU9fMRohhOUWJ6UeZPYcRAMMNriuU72fVOTq7OeH-bGD0bU4L1FWO6gScSpUHrVL8Yo/s1600-h/123-788783.bmp"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx-ntjq26ACToLUo9Y49NX9Mzeq2RhI39iXxiFRNnwpp4RY5eYNL8q32dR1kKy8KENP5o7yHZAQU9fMRohhOUWJ6UeZPYcRAMMNriuU72fVOTq7OeH-bGD0bU4L1FWO6gScSpUHrVL8Yo/s320/123-788783.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306304918233999890" /></a></p><div class=Section1> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><img width=514 height=848 id="_x0000_i1025" src="cid:_2_085D0644085D021C001DDB8365257561" alt="cid:889C87CCDC9A4163911DB0539AF7A095@VCCORP.COM"><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-52312284228271523492009-02-24T00:38:00.000-08:002009-02-24T00:39:04.884-08:00Nice Story: Current situation in IT industries<div class=Section1> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Ruling party XYZ said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Then ruling party XYZ said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Then ruling party XYZ said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Then ruling party XYZ said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Then ruling party XYZ said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Then ruling party XYZ said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they lay off the night watchman. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'>Moral of the story: "Current situation in IT industries" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-20073029109770647692009-02-20T00:44:00.001-08:002009-02-20T00:44:43.042-08:00L E M O N J U I C E <div class=Section1> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face="Comic Sans MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>L E M O N J U I C E</span></font></b></strong><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> <br> <br> <br> </span></font><font face=Arial><span style='font-family:Arial'>The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=Arial><span style='font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Arial'> One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the <br> wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=Arial><span style='font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Arial'>But the ! crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=Arial><span style='font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Arial'>As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? </span></font><o:p></o:p></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><font size=3 face=Arial><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" <br> "No," replied the man. <br> "I work as a project manager in a software company !! "</span></font><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-82778884285936104322009-02-17T06:43:00.001-08:002009-02-17T06:43:56.316-08:00A heart touching story of a child who lost his mother and sister...<img src="cid:image001.jpg@01C9913C.3DB299B0" v:src="cid:image001.jpg@01C9913C.3DB299B0" v:shapes="_x0000_Mail" width=0 height=0 class=shape style='display:none;width:0;height:0'> <div class=Section1> <h2><b><font size=5 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:18.0pt'><a href="http://falaque.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/dedicated-to-all-moms-and-their-children/" title="Dedicated to all Mom’s and their children!!">Dedicated to all Mom’s and their children!!</a><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></h2> <p><font size=3 color="#888888" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt;color:#888888'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 color="#888888" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt;color:#888888'>I got this story through forward mail, Spend some time to read this! Really touching!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn’t have been more than 5<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>or 6 years old. The Cashier said, ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ”Aunty, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>I counted his cash and replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy the dolll, my dear.”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>‘It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much. Iwanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>that she can give it to my sister when she goes there. His eyes were so sad while saying this. ‘My Sister has gone to be with God.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>” My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: ‘I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=2 color="#006666" face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:#006666'><a href="http://falaque.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/dedicated-to-all-moms-and-their-children/">Read More…</a><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-35713803455645637292009-02-15T21:33:00.001-08:002009-02-15T21:33:49.801-08:00Missing Old College Life<img src="cid:image001.jpg@01C99026.3C269BD0" v:src="cid:image001.jpg@01C99026.3C269BD0" v:shapes="_x0000_Mail" width=0 height=0 class=shape style='display:none;width:0;height:0'> <div class=Section1> <p style='margin-left:37.5pt'><font size=2 color="#333399" face=Verdana><span lang=EN-GB style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#333399'>Here I am sitting in my office @ night <br> Thinking hard about life <br> How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life... <br> <br> How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly pay checks <br> but then why it gives less happiness. <br> <br> How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe <br> but then why there are less people to use them <br> <br> How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger <br> But then why there is less hunger...? <br> <br> Here I am sitting in my office @ night <br> Thinking hard about life <br> <br> How it changed. <br> <br> How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on <br> but then why there are less places to go on <br> <br> How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day <br> but then why its feels like shop is far away.. <br> <br> How a limited prepaid card changed to post-paid package <br> but then why there are less calls & more messages <br> <br> Here i am sitting in my office @ night <br> Thinking hard about life <br> How it changed... <br> <br> How a general class journey changed to Flight journey <br> But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment. <br> <br> How an old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop <br> but then why there is less time to put it on. <br> <br> How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate <br> But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.. <br> <br> Here i am sitting in my office @ nigh</span></font><font size=2 color=blue face=Verdana><span lang=EN-GB style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana; color:blue'>t<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p style='margin-left:37.5pt'><font size=2 color=blue face=Verdana><span lang=EN-GB style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p style='margin-left:37.5pt'><font size=2 color=blue face=Verdana><span lang=EN-GB style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>-A Software Engineer</span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=maroon face="Comic Sans MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:maroon'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-32350191705228993812009-02-15T19:18:00.000-08:002009-02-15T19:19:07.072-08:00FW: Magical frog : A cool story, full with fun...<div class=Section1> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face="Comic Sans MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <div id=ygrp-mlmsg> <div style='float:left;z-index:1' id=ygrp-msg> <div id=ygrp-text> <div> <div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:14.65pt'><font size=3 color=blue face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <div background="http://?ui=2&ik=fde3e10976&attid=0.1&disp=emb&view=att&th=11be4fc6e35332cc" bgcolor="#f3eded" link="#0000ff" alink="#0000ff" vlink="#0000ff" text="#010158"> <table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width="100%" style='width:100.0%'> <tr> <td width="100%" valign=top style='width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt'> <div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><a href="http://funlok.com/" target="_blank" title="http://funlok.com/"></a><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> </div> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><font size=6 color="#2a2a2a" face="Bodoni MT Condensed"><span style='font-size:24.0pt; font-family:"Bodoni MT Condensed";color:#2A2A2A'>Magical frog</span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'>A Woman <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'>was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make Your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. "</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, -she's the most beautiful woman in the world!</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> So, -she's the richest woman in the world!</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> Attention female readers: This is the end of the story for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> Male readers: Please scroll down.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'>.<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .<br> .</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show</span></font></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p><font size=3 color="#0d0d0d" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#0D0D0D'><br> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/story/magical-frog.html" target="_blank"><font color="#0d0d0d"><span style='color:#0D0D0D;text-decoration:none'> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women </span></font></a>never listen!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center;line-height:14.65pt'><font size=3 color=blue face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt; color:blue'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center;line-height:14.65pt'><font size=3 color=blue face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt; color:blue'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center;line-height:14.65pt'><font size=3 color=blue face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt; color:blue'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellpadding=0> <tr> <td width="100%" style='width:100.0%;padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt'> <table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width="100%" style='width:100.0%'> <tr> <td width="100%" style='width:100.0%;padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </td> <td valign=bottom style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </td> <td valign=bottom style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </td> </tr> </table> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:14.65pt'><font size=3 color=blue face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-78982730474102456202009-02-15T19:12:00.001-08:002009-02-15T19:12:24.991-08:00Mental Asylum : difference between an objective and actions<div class=Section1> <p class=MsoNormal><i><font size=2 color="#000066" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></i></p> <p class=MsoNormal><span class=postbody1><i><font size=2 color=black face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:windowtext;font-style:normal'>During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “What is the criteria that define a patient to be institutionalized?” </span></font></i></span><font size=2 color=black face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:windowtext;font-style:normal'><br> <br> <span class=postbody1>“Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub." </span><br> <br> <span class=postbody1>1. Would you use the spoon? </span><br> <span class=postbody1>2. Would you use the teacup? </span><br> <span class=postbody1>3. Would you use the bucket? </span><br> <br> <span class=postbody1>Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon." </span><br> <br> <span class=postbody1>No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the drain plug." </span><br> <br> <span class=postbody1>He flunked..... ..... </span><br> <br> </span></font><span class=postbody1><b><font size=2 color=black face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:windowtext;font-weight:bold'>There is a difference between an objective and actions! Unless you understand your objective, you will be wasting your time in your actions. </span></font></b></span><span class=postbody1><b><font size=2 color=navy face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Trebuchet MS";color:navy;font-weight:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></span></p> <p class=MsoNormal><span class=postbody1><b><i><font size=2 color=black face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:windowtext;font-weight:bold'>Always know your objective first</span></font></i></b></span><font color=black><span style='color:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><i><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></i></p> <p class=MsoNormal><i><font size=2 color="#000066" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></i></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-58438618116460822202009-02-10T01:24:00.000-08:002009-02-10T01:25:00.127-08:00Softwarism : Funny<div class=Section1> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face="Comic Sans MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face="Comic Sans MS"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <div> <table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0> <tr> <td valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'> <blockquote style='border:none;border-left:solid #1010FF 1.5pt;padding:0in 0in 0in 4.0pt; margin-left:3.75pt;margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'> <div> <div> <div style='float:left'> <div> <div> <div> <table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style='margin-left:10.5pt'> <tr> <td valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 color=white face="Comic Sans MS"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:white'>..... ......... ......... ......... ......... ....</span></font> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=4 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:14.0pt'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font size=3 color=navy face="Comic Sans MS"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"; color:navy;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></p> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Chandrababuism<font color="#0000a1" face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:#0000A1'> </span></font><font color=fuchsia><span style='color:fuchsia;font-weight:normal;text-decoration: none'><br> <br> </span></font><font color=fuchsia><span style='color:fuchsia;text-decoration: none'>You have two cows in Vijayawada . You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad </span></font><span style='text-decoration:none'>.</span><font color="#0000a1" face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:#0000A1; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Jayalalithaism<font color="#009f82"><span style='color:#009F82;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#009f82" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#009F82;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#009f82"><span style='color:#009F82;text-decoration:none'>You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa. .." </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#009f82" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#009F82;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#009f82"><span style='color:#009F82;text-decoration:none'>and fall at your feet.</span></font><font color="#0000a1" face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:#0000A1; text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Karunanidhiism<font color="#0000a1" face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:#0000A1;font-weight: normal;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#c0c27c" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#C0C27C;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#c0c27c"><span style='color:#C0C27C;text-decoration:none'>You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew </span></font><font color="#ffff35"><span style='color:#FFFF35;text-decoration:none'>.</span></font><font color=green face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-family:"Times New Roman"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#ffff35" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#FFFF35;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#ffff35"><span style='color:#FFFF35;text-decoration:none'>.</span></font> <font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Gandhism<font color="#ff0080"><span style='color:#FF0080;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#ff0080" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#FF0080;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#ff0080"><span style='color:#FF0080;text-decoration:none'>You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk. </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Indiraism <font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=maroon face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:maroon;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color=maroon><span style='color:maroon;text-decoration:none'>You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Lalooism<font color="#ff8100"><span style='color:#FF8100;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#ff8100" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#FF8100;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#ff8100"><span style='color:#FF8100;text-decoration:none'>You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Rajnikantism<font color="#a16252"><span style='color:#A16252;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#a16252" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#A16252;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#a16252"><span style='color:#A16252;text-decoration:none'>You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=navy face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:navy;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color=navy><span style='color:navy'>Sardarism</span></font><font color="#0000a1" face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:#0000A1;font-weight: normal;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color="#824200" face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:#824200;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><font color="#824200"><span style='color:#824200;text-decoration:none'>You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk. </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><u><font size=5 color=blue face=System><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:System;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M">Softwarism:<font color=green face=Verdana><span style='font-family:Verdana;color:green'> (Ultimate.... .) </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></u></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them. </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>1 .. First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>2 .. Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>3 .. Then prepare how to milk them (Design) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>4 .. Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>(Framework)</span><font color="#0000a1"><span style='color:#0000A1;font-weight:normal;text-decoration: none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>5 .. Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>6 .. If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2 </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>with accessories. (Change framework) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>8 .. Redo step 4</span><font color="#0000a1"><span style='color:#0000A1; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>9 .. At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there. </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>bulls</span><font color="#0000a1"><span style='color:#0000A1;font-weight:normal;text-decoration: none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test) </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; color:green;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>rate (performance issue)</span><font color="#0000a1"><span style='color:#0000A1; text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>17. Again you slog and send it with good performance. </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>18. Client is happy???</span><font color="#0000a1"><span style='color:#0000A1; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'> </span></font><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>(The software got old and get ready for next release </span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green; font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=5 color=blue face=Verdana><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue;font-weight:bold'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"><span style='text-decoration:none'>repeat from step 1) !!!!!</span><font color=green face="Trebuchet MS"><span style='font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:green;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none'><o:p></o:p></span></font></a></span></font></b></p> </div> </div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=4 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:14.0pt'><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=38" target="_blank" title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M"></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=inherit><span style='font-size:12.0pt; font-family:inherit'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=inherit><span style='font-size:12.0pt; font-family:inherit'><br> <font color=white><span style='color:white'>__<o:p></o:p></span></font></span></font></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> </td> </tr> </table> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-49868872256374691982009-02-04T07:35:00.001-08:002009-02-04T07:35:14.767-08:00India Got Cheapest Laptop.<img src="cid:image001.jpg@01C9870C.41A2DEC0" v:src="cid:image001.jpg@01C9870C.41A2DEC0" v:shapes="_x0000_Mail" width=0 height=0 class=shape style='display:none;width:0;height:0'> <div class=Section1> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>So here is the news that <st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region>, yes our <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">India</st1:place></st1:country-region> is going to have the cheapest laptop. Yes cheaper then the bicycle. The price of this laptop will be US$10. Higher Education Secretary R.P. Agrawal has made these announcement in Tirupati. He also said that it be available in six months. And this is part of inidan government policy to push the higher education.<br> I am really feeling sooooooo sad about the fact that i came out of college so early, at least before the launch of this laptop. <img width=15 height=15 id="_x0000_i1025" src="cid:image002.gif@01C9870C.41A2DEC0" alt=":(" class=wp-smiley>…………. i could have watched lot more movies, and could have had lot more fun… any way, i am dead sure that all of my juniors and their juniors and entire fourth coming generation is going to have lots and lots of fun.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><strong><b><font size=3 color=teal face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:teal'>Interesting thing you can do with laptop</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font size=2 color=red face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:9.5pt; color:red'>(strictly for fourth coming student generations)</span></font></b></strong><b><span style='font-weight:bold'><br> </span></b><br> Any way i think, i should teach something to fourth coming student generation with this cheapest laptop so that they can have all sort of fun which i couldn’t, so here are some interesting thing you can do with this lil compu:<o:p></o:p></p> <ol start=1 type=1> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Download all sort of movie from all over the world, in your boring History/Physics/Math classes<o:p></o:p></span></font></li> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Download wallpaper of your favorite actress/actor(depends upon your interest), from lot of sites free of cost, and keep them in your lappy near your heart in short break during classes<o:p></o:p></span></font></li> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Connect with the people(using orkut of myspace etc..) from around the world seating outside the classes(if u dont have mood to study inside the class, you can learn the culture of world outside the class <img width=15 height=15 id="_x0000_i1026" src="cid:image003.gif@01C9870C.41A2DEC0" alt=";)" class=wp-smiley>)<o:p></o:p></span></font></li> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Connection with more people means better chance of finding boy/girl(depends on your interest) friend across the world.<o:p></o:p></span></font></li> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>From above we can derive that before you have scope of having boy/girl friend in your village or locality, but my friends now no discrimination based on country, region or religion, you have all the power. Rule the world <img width=15 height=15 id="_x0000_i1027" src="cid:image003.gif@01C9870C.41A2DEC0" alt=";)" class=wp-smiley><o:p></o:p></span></font></li> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>If you already have one (GF/BF), then wait for nothing, gift her/him this laptop, and have chat in all of your classes, while seating on backbench, now no need to fear his sister or mother OR her brother or father. No need to take pain of writing love letter and searching some postmen to post the letter, your lil laptop is nothing but angel for you in this situation. <img width=15 height=15 id="_x0000_i1028" src="cid:image003.gif@01C9870C.41A2DEC0" alt=";)" class=wp-smiley><o:p></o:p></span></font></li> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Search google for all interesting stuff which you never could.<o:p></o:p></span></font></li> <li class=MsoNormal style='mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Take all above suggesstions on your own risk (after all you have grown up, you are owner of you laptop, learn to take responsiblity). Why should i suffer for all your enjoyment. <img width=15 height=15 id="_x0000_i1029" src="cid:image003.gif@01C9870C.41A2DEC0" alt=";)" class=wp-smiley><o:p></o:p></span></font></li> </ol> <p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Read More <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/cgi-bin/common/popupPrintArticle.pl?path=/articles/2009/02/03/1233423216397.html">Here</a><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p><font size=2 color="#006666" face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:#006666'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-75602024757546159982009-02-03T06:05:00.001-08:002009-02-03T08:26:17.101-08:00Heights of Optimism...<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Heights of Optimism...</span><br /><br />Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",<br />Major: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction!<br /><br /><br /><br />What is the height of mixed emotions???<br />when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?<br />Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.<br /><br /><br /><br />Bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.<br />Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.<br />Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?<br />A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Today a phone without wire is fashion.<br />One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.<br />On that day, my friend, u will Rock.</div>falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-14057230637195821372009-02-01T22:59:00.001-08:002009-02-01T22:59:33.816-08:00The CLR has been unable to transition from COM context ....for 60 seconds. The thread that owns the destination context/apartment is most likely either doing a non pumping wait or processing a very long running operation without pumping Windows messages. <img src="cid:image001.jpg@01C98531.E3287160" v:src="cid:image001.jpg@01C98531.E3287160" v:shapes="_x0000_Mail" width=0 height=0 class=shape style='display:none;width:0;height:0'> <div class=Section1> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-weight:bold'>Error Message:<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'>“The CLR has been unable to transition from COM context 0x1979d8 to COM context 0x197868 for 60 seconds. The thread that owns the destination context/apartment is most likely either doing a non pumping wait or processing a very long running operation without pumping Windows messages. This situation generally has a negative performance impact and may even lead to the application becoming non responsive or memory usage accumulating continually over time. To avoid this problem, all single threaded apartment (STA) threads should use pumping wait primitives (such as CoWaitForMultipleHandles) and routinely pump messages during long running operations.”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'>You get this nasty error message and your life is sucked. This happens when you are debugging your application and using breakpoints.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-weight:bold'>Fix For The Problem:</span></font></b> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'>Go to menu Debug->Exception-> a form appears. Then in Managed Debug Assistants section, just uncheck the <i><span style='font-style:italic'>ContextSwitchDeadlock.<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-weight:bold'>Note: <o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'>If you are not able to see Exception MenuItem in debug menu, then add it from Tools->Customize->Commands.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size: 12.0pt'>.</span></font><font size=2 color="#006666" face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:#006666'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4193499646953199047.post-46156120111892986942009-01-31T07:41:00.000-08:002009-01-31T07:49:49.399-08:00God Bless Palestinian PalestineGod have mercy on Palestinian and Palestinian Palestine. Come through this poem while surfing.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.intothelight.info/ozz/2009/01/what-violence-is-2.html">What violence is (2)</a><br /><br />i stop at the red street light<br />you open the kerbside door<br />you slide into my dusty car<br />it is an ordinary car<br />but<br />it is my car<br />i love my car<br />it fits my shoulders<br />the driver's seat is good<br />for my lower back<br />i don't know you<br />who are you?<br />What do you want?<br />the street light turns green<br />you shout, "GOD!"<br />right up close to my face, "GOD!"<br />you refuse to get out of my car<br />that is an Act of Violence<br /><br />you walk into my house<br />wave God and a flag in my face<br />take over my front room and the kitchen<br />(what the hell?!)<br />yes, the air conditioning is eccentric<br />and the doors creak<br />but i love my house<br />you move your family in<br />your wife, her mother, your brother,<br />your second cousin, twice divorced,<br />her two kids<br />you bar mine from the door<br />you refuse to leave<br />you spread to the spare room<br />start re-decorating<br />all of that is an Act of Violence<br /><br />you bulldoze your way into my garden<br />you build a house there in my garden<br />you wave the promise God made you<br />you ignore the promise God made me<br />(how God must be laughing up there in the sky)<br />you bring more of your relatives<br />their families with their beautiful<br />but in the wrong place<br />children<br />to live in that house (a war zone)<br />that is an Act of Violence<br /><br />what would you expect me to do?<br />what in any one's name<br />would you expect me to do?<br />what would you do if it happened to you?<br /><br />You build your cities on Palestinian land<br />That is an Act of Violence<br />The world watches<br />and does nothing to stop you<br />is that not also an Act of Violence?<br /><br />To stop the war religion gives<br />To stop the war that greed lives<br />To stop the testosterone initiative<br />To stop the killing of innocent kids<br />First, stop the denial of what violence is<br /><br />by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labi_Siffre">Labi Siffre</a><br /><br />__________<br />Some More <a href="http://falaque.wordpress.com/">Here</a>:<br /><ul><li><a href="http://www.intothelight.info/ozz/2009/01/a-new-dawn.html">A new dawn</a><br /></li><li><a href="http://www.intothelight.info/ozz/2009/01/rise-above.html">rise above</a><br /></li><li><a href="http://www.intothelight.info/ozz/2009/01/any-governments-first-duty-is-to-protect-its-citizens.html">Any government's first duty is to protect its citizens</a><br /></li><li><a href="http://www.intothelight.info/ozz/2009/01/in-praise-of-intelligent-design-the-beginning.html">In Praise of Intelligent Design (The Beginning)</a><br /></li></ul>falaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12821147345438315093noreply@blogger.com0